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4gifs:

Seals are just aquatic dogs. [video]

4gifs:

Seals are just aquatic dogs. [video]

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

HAHAHAHA

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embraceinsomnia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

TRU

Posted 1 day ago

heathers-rivera:

puppy is understandably confused about everything in life

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

This is messed up..

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

This is messed up..

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miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

HAHAHAHHAHA wooow

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njborn95:

dicksmcghee:

basedheisenberg:

militiamedic:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

…. Coat a house in this.

Ballistics tests when?

My thoughts exactly. 

Now imagine this, you coat your front lip in this shit, then paint over it. Never again will you shatter a front lip.

^For the longest time I sat and wondered when my lip would ever break and what kind of possible foods could do such a thing

then my car senses kicked in

Posted 4 days ago
CARPE DIEM LITTLE GUY.  CARPE THAT DIEM.  

CARPE DIEM LITTLE GUY.  CARPE THAT DIEM.  

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