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Therefore, I must be a Hobbit.

Your life is meaningless without following this blog!

This deserves to be on my blog.

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My wife and I will be like secret agents.



This commercial is nigh irrelevant to what the company is advertising, but its greatness is too vast for words. 




andrewlam:

My high school > your high school.

Not if they’re the same! w00t


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Teenage girl: I’m so tired of everyone reblogging skinny women all the time. No wonder so many girls are anorexic and hate themselves. We need to start accepting and loving who we are and posting more beautiful, full-figured women!
Teenage girl: *Reblogs shirtless Zac Efron.*
Teenage girl: *Reblogs shirtless Ryan Gosling.*
Teenage girl: *Reblogs naked David Beckham.*

If you follow this blog, you will finally achieve true and lasting happiness

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Oh she’s a beaut.



This will be my first car.


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