Posted 7 hours ago

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

i like.

a lot

(Source: s-gellar)

Posted 10 hours ago

tastefullyoffensive:

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What’s the most dad thing your dad has ever done?

I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE

Posted 10 hours ago

dapenguinninja:

vault11overseer:

power-of-allies49:

pleatedjeans:

via

Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera

This is a whole New level of procrastination aesthetic

Hahaha I think you guys need to put this into perspective.. mozart was a genius.  Think of the amount of work and genius level production he had to pump out that morning.   He dared to venture that far in procrastination because he could afford to.  For the rest of us who can’t make up laziness with pure genius, HARD WORK will take us the rest of the way.  HARD WORK should be lauded here, or if not, at least the sheer genius of Mozart.  Never the laziness/procrastination.  

Posted 1 day ago

maybe too good.. weight gain poses some health issues that are not fun to deal with :/ 

(Source: butnotquite)

Posted 1 day ago

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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aloe

someone get the aloe

(Source: neonarizona)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

onamelancholyhill:

devdevnumnums:

madlori:

This guy.

I’m calling it now.

I see great things ahead for this guy.

#acting.

I cannot stop reblogging this.

(Source: medusajellyfish)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago
Women hear it all the time from men. “You’re overreacting,” we tell them. “Don’t worry about it so much, you’re over-thinking it.” “Don’t be so sensitive.” “Don’t be crazy.” It’s a form of gaslighting — telling women that their feelings are just wrong, that they don’t have the right to feel the way that they do. Minimizing somebody else’s feelings is a way of controlling them. If they no longer trust their own feelings and instincts, they come to rely on someone else to tell them how they’re supposed to feel.
Men really need to stop calling women crazy (via 5000letters)

Haha men are just as crazy! If not more so. Some guy had the cops called on him because he was throwing a violent tantrum and the whole apartment complex could hear everything.

Posted 2 days ago
icy-brunette:

unsounded:

Engineers…


Yes?

icy-brunette:

unsounded:

Engineers…

Yes?

(Source: unsounded)

Posted 2 days ago

awwww-cute:

She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly

Posted 2 days ago

HAHAHA HE’S SO CASUAL ABOUT IT.  THIS IS GREAT.  There’s no prideful comment like “you don’t know who I am?” 

man this gave me a good laugh

(Source: best-of-memes)

Posted 3 days ago

fwips:

/SCREAM/ MY GRANDPA JUST MADE ME A REPLACEMENT COMPUTER CHARGER TO USE TILL THE NEW ONE GETS HERE

LOOK AT IT

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HE LITERALLY MADE MY COMPUTER A HEART/LIFE SUPPORT OUT OF A PILE OF SCRAPS MY GRANDPA IS TONY STARK

yuuuup electrical engineer ftw

Posted 3 days ago

I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration

onthesideoftheotters:

crazypeoplejail:

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help me I can’t stop laughing

DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG

(Source: crazyspookyjail)

Posted 3 days ago
ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

Not this again

ultrafacts:

thescoon:

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.

(Source) for the fact in the picture

Not this again