IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN
YES SO GOOD!!!!!
Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published
okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera
This is a whole New level of procrastination aesthetic
Hahaha I think you guys need to put this into perspective.. mozart was a genius. Think of the amount of work and genius level production he had to pump out that morning. He dared to venture that far in procrastination because he could afford to. For the rest of us who can’t make up laziness with pure genius, HARD WORK will take us the rest of the way. HARD WORK should be lauded here, or if not, at least the sheer genius of Mozart. Never the laziness/procrastination.
Haha men are just as crazy! If not more so. Some guy had the cops called on him because he was throwing a violent tantrum and the whole apartment complex could hear everything.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.
(Source) for the fact in the picture
Not this again